Pet Quotes

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

"Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

"My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet."

"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

"Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail."

"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms."

"He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings."

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul."

"I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

"Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life."

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."

"I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through."

"If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans."

"Never wear anything that panics the cat."

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal."

"Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to."

"Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid."

"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath."

"It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked."

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

"Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army rations without complaint."