Eddie Izzard Quotes
Born: February 7, 1962
Eddie Izzard, a visionary comedian and activist, redefines love and connection as acts of radical courage. With a philosophy rooted in authenticity’s transformative power, she champions the idea that true connection begins when we embrace our full, unapologetic selves. Her legacy is a testament to resilience—a lifelong performance of unity across gender, culture, and identity. Izzard’s words resonate because they strip away pretense, revealing the universal longing to be seen and to belong. In a fragmented world, she offers a blueprint for bridging divides: love as a verb, connection as a revolution. Her quotes inspire us to build bridges, not walls.
Eddie Izzard Quotes (32)
"Never put a sock in a toaster."
— Eddie Izzard"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."
— Eddie Izzard"Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal."
— Eddie Izzard"If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid."
— Eddie Izzard"I'm a one-man idiot."
— Eddie Izzard"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
— Eddie Izzard"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
— Eddie Izzard"I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive."
— Eddie Izzard"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."
— Eddie Izzard"If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan."
— Eddie Izzard"If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay."
— Eddie Izzard"I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do."
— Eddie Izzard"Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too."
— Eddie Izzard"I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing."
— Eddie Izzard"Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support."
— Eddie Izzard"There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?"
— Eddie Izzard"My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal."
— Eddie Izzard"I wanted to be less well-known in comedy."
— Eddie Izzard"I don't believe that competitions are important."
— Eddie Izzard"I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character."
— Eddie Izzard"I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can."
— Eddie Izzard"MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic."
— Eddie Izzard"I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever."
— Eddie Izzard"They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'"
— Eddie Izzard"Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support."
— Eddie Izzard"I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear."
— Eddie Izzard"Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others."
— Eddie Izzard"In stand-up it really helps to play yourself and talk about your own feelings. You cannot fail to be original if you're just talking about what you think about X, Y and Z. Unless you've got a twin brother who's also a stand-up."
— Eddie Izzard"If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel."
— Eddie Izzard"Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling."
— Eddie Izzard