Rita Rudner Quotes

"The sea hath fish for every man."

"You'll never catch a man if you let him think you are too smart."

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"Cancer affects all of us, whether you're a daughter, mother, sister, friend, coworker, doctor, patient."

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."