Humor Quotes

"My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style."

"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."

"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."

"The secret to humor is surprise."

"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you."

"Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince - so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he's no Prince Charming!"

"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"

"Graphic design is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, abnormality, hobbies and humors."

"One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor."

"My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style."

"Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss."

"Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up."

"It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver."

"Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison."

"Life is neither good or evil, but only a place for good and evil."

"I am happy that I have entertained people and made them happy."

"On 'Avatar', I learned that it's worth taking some risks and doing some weird little things with characters or having an off-joke here and there, even if it's only for 5 percent of the audience."

"Wisdom is the quiet space we cultivate between our thoughts, where clarity finally speaks. As a philosopher & thinker, this is the foundational truth I have observed."

"All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother."

"I find when I'm more awake, I tend to think more of the structure and movement of a tune, abrupt transitions, etc.; things becoming more composed."

"Negroes are in no mood to shoulder guns for democracy abroad while they are denied democracy here at home."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"To know, is to know that you know nothing. That is the meaning of true knowledge."

"As handbags get ever more absurdly large, so they need to carry more stuff to validate the expense of this huge trunk with chains, buckles and padlocks on."

"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

"Romeo Must Die came at the right time. It was the right vehicle for me."

"A visual understanding of great composition and how to use a camera and expensive lenses can be learned, but drive and a real hunger for making photos and telling stories... I don't think that part can be learned. You either have that inside, or you don't."

"The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time."