Marriage Quotes

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up."

"The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship."

"Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife."

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

"A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short."

"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory."

"If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love."

"Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave."

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded."

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."

"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without."

"If I get married, I want to be very married."

"Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth."

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."

"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage."

"When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship."

"A good husband makes a good wife."

"Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own."

"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."

"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it."