Dating Quotes

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

"Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time."

"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."

"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."

"Kissing someone is pretty intimate, actually very intimate, and your heart always kind of skips a beat before you do that."

"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."

"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."

"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."

"Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend."

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend."

"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."

"I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship."

"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

"The sea hath fish for every man."

"A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted."

"Up until age 40, most men are just not as mature as women. So, it makes sense that a lot of women date up in age a bit."

"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."

"Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye; That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die."

"If you cry over a guy, then your friends can't date him. It can't even be considered."

"It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important."

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."

"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."

"I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life."

"In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others."

"People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they'd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection."

"I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage."

"I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all."

"Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play."

"To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads."