Phyllis Diller Quotes (7)
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
— Phyllis DillerTopic: Anger
"The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value."
— Phyllis DillerTopic: Christmas
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
— Phyllis DillerTopic: Funny
"Home is, I suppose just a child's idea. A house at night, and a lamp in the house. A place to feel safe."
— Phyllis DillerTopic: Home
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
— Phyllis DillerTopic: Men
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
— Phyllis DillerTopic: Parenting
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
— Phyllis DillerTopic: Thanksgiving