George Carlin Quotes

"In the field of motivation & action, do not wait for a clear sky; the most resilient journeys begin in the midst of the storm."

"Success is not a destination of comfort, but the daily practice of stepping into the unknown. As a poet & novelist, this is the foundational truth I have observed."

"Your potential is a fire waiting to be kindled by the friction of consistent effort."

"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going."

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

"I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are both just illusions that can manipulate you into thinking theres some kind of change."