George Burns Quotes

"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

"My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish."

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

"I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is."