Jeff Foxworthy Quotes (2)
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
— Jeff FoxworthyTopic: Dad
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
— Jeff FoxworthyTopic: Jealousy