Abe Lemons Quotes
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Abe Lemons Quotes (10)
"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off."
— abe-lemons"You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'"
— abe-lemons"There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket."
— abe-lemons"One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good."
— abe-lemons"Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor."
— abe-lemons"Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody."
— abe-lemons"It was a hole in one contest and I had a three."
— abe-lemons"I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick."
— abe-lemons"I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players."
— abe-lemons"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."
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