Vermin Supreme Quotes

"When you create Hope in people, you create expectations. When you do not fulfill those expectations, when the change becomes more of the same old, same old, the Hope that was created can only turn to anger, frustration and bitter disappointment."

"A vote for me is a vote completely thrown away."

"Jesus had told me to make Randall Terry gay."

"Yes I am a politician - I will promise you anything your little electorate heart desires - because you are my constituents, you are the informed voting public, and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make."

"I'm a tyrant that you should trust, and you should let me run your life, because I do know what is best for you."

"Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough."

"For too long, this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors."

"Together my friends, we will ride our ponies into a zombie-powered future."

"I'm a friendly fascist."

"I stand for mandatory toothbrushing laws."

"We can afford all these wars; this, that, the other thing, why can't every American have a pony? If you break it down, if you do the math, the government could afford to give you a pony. Don't let them tell you they couldn't, they could."

"Strong teeth for a strong America."

"Free ponies for all Americans!"

"My wife knows me as Vermin. My mother knows me as Vermin. For all intent and purposes, that's my name."

"The more ties you wear, the higher rank you are."

"When I was younger, it was very easy to ignore me because I was like some crazy hippie kid. But as I've gotten older, and I'm more gray and more lines on my face, it has given me a lot more gravitas."

"You should let me run your life because I know what is best for you."

"I believed I paved the way for Donald Trump. I brought ridiculousness to politics and he saw an opening and just jumped on in there."

"Once every American has a pony then I can - by fiat, executive order or something like that - dismantle the federal government with a snap of my magic fingers."

"People ask, Vermin, are you planning on using ponies as currency? The answer is no."

"The system! The whole stinking ball of wax. It's a scam!"

"Can a serious party put up an individual perceived previously or continuously as a joke candidate? I say yes."

"As a rule, I feel more comfortable on the Republican slate."

"Quite frankly, my constituency crosses a very wide swath of the political spectrum."

"It is only the dogmatic, and the humorless, that don't succumb to my charm."

"A country's future depends on its ability to bite back."

"I would love to see everybody get a pony, don't get me wrong."

"I'm all about simple, elegant, and effective, and when I wear the rubber boot on my head, it draws a lot of attention."

"Free speech is very important."

"Tom Brady should be a heartbeat away from the presidency, and that heartbeat should be mine."