Doug Larson Quotes

"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."

"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."

"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."

"The interesting thing about being a mother is that everyone wants pets, but no one but me cleans the kitty litter."