Bob Hope Quotes

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

"Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

"Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime."

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."