Aaron Allston Quotes

"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."

"There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them."

"Life is like an analogy."

"The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself."

"Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in."

"When all else fails, complicate matters."

"Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic."

"Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it."

"Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction."

"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart."

"I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it."

"If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?"

"Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent."

"Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way."

"No one pays me to be nice."

"The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap."

"The way to a man's heart is through his chest."

"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."

"Violence is the first refuge of the violent."

"Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent."