A. A. Milne Quotes

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."

"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them."

"Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up."

"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words, like 'What about lunch?'"

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."

"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."

"To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks."

"What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow."

"Some people care too much. I think it's called love."

"Don't underestimate the value of doing nothing, of just going along, listening to all the thing you can't hear, and not bothering."

"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."

"My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places."

"I suppose that every one of us hopes secretly for immortality; to leave, I mean, a name behind him which will live forever in this world, whatever he may be doing, himself, in the next."

"Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad."

"Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave."

"Is 'The Wind in the Willows' a children's book? Is 'Alice in Wonderland?' Is 'Treasure Island?' These are masterpieces which we read with pleasure as children, but with how much more pleasure when we are grown-up."

"If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name."

"Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being."

"You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say."

"I am sure of this: that no one can write a book which children will like unless he write it for himself first."

"War is something of man's own fostering, and if all mankind renounces it, then it is no longer there."

"The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written. It has emptied more churches than all the counter-attractions of cinema, motor-bicycle and golf course."

"A writer wants something more than money for his work: he wants permanence."

"Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject."

"No sensible author wants anything but praise."

"I gave up writing children's books. I wanted to escape from them as I had once wanted to escape from 'Punch': as I have always wanted to escape. In vain."

"Tiggers don't like honey."

"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them."