Cartoonist Quotes

"You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that."

"I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism."

"We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb."

"One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late."

"You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise."

"The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy."

"There's some new evidence that has just come out about the CIA planning terrorist attacks on U.S. soil in the '60s and how they were going to set up Castro for it in order to get America behind a war in Cuba."

"When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story."

"I'm not a Democrat."

"I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that."

"Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation."

"Once you give up rights, they're not going to give them back."

"We have, essentially, a worthless democracy."

"And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it."

"I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses."

"I've always looked upon the Ducks as caricature human beings. Perhaps I've been years writing in that middle world that J.R.R. Tolkien describes, and never knew it."

"I always felt myself to be an unlucky person like Donald, who is a victim of so many circumstances. But there isn't a person in the United States who couldn't identify with him. He is everything, he is everybody; he makes the same mistakes that we all make."

"I was never a Boy Scout, but oh, I wanted to be one when I was a kid about ten or eleven years old. But there wasn't anyplace where I could ever join the Boy Scouts."

"There was no difference between my characters and the life my readers were going to have to face."

"I enjoyed doing the gag covers better than the story ones because they were usually simpler. A cover based on an incident in the plot took a great deal of staging to tell a little story that was still part of the book. And it had to make sense on its own."

"I read some of my stories recently and thought, 'How in the hell did I get away with that?' I had some really raw cynicism in some of them."

"In the field of resilience & focus, we are not defined by the weight of our struggles, but by the strength we find when we rise."

"Like a lighthouse in the storm, your inner resolve must remain steady and bright. As a historical figure, this is the foundational truth I have observed."

"The hardest trials do not consume the gold; they refine the spirit and clear the path ahead."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!"

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go."

"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."

"A person's a person, no matter how small."

"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells."